Your Sunday Sermon

In the modern world in which we live, with all the war, strife, office politics, lying leaders, underachievers, high oil prices, superficial celebrities cluttering our TV screens while quality factual documentaries and critically acclaimed movies are played at 2am only to be shifted to a later date for the sake of the big brother highlights and i cant watch my favourite football team anymore.
Right wing teaches, security breaches and Tv newscasters not looking like they care anymore, we need a little pleasure in our lives.

Prada bags
surgery hags
manolo shoes
credit card blues
gucci skirts
ysl shirts

give me more retail therapy on debt i will never beable to repay because everything around me makes me feel bad about myself
celebrities in burberry
head to toe including wellworn booties on their baby's piss panties
another nineties fad too far
yesterdays news
chip wrappers and bird cage lining
i dont care how it makes you feel to scuff another
expensive heel
im a hack
ive got the knack
my sharona
pvc and leather for butches
no limited edition vuiton clutches
council estate
single mother cheap gold from her lover
a market, not a score tenner
yours for a fiver she was over the moon
couldnt come too soon

labels+cocktails+cab rides everywhere+the newestmule+the latest tool+gadget or game+are you insane=visa billwake up you morons and smell the bargain basement, theyre all adjacent.

Sex. Its fun, its pleasure and its good for you.
You get to use every muscle in your body and we all enjoy a bit of intimacy, it makes us feel better, especially when that person is still there in the morning, smiling at you half asleep.
The only people that are complaining are the people that are not getting any.

Tension release, sharp suit crease, its healthy man dont knock it, it brings together humankind specifically man and woman where most things in the modern world are designed to push them apart;

growingdebts, losing bets, D-I-V-O-R-C-E, thats what my parents wanted to be but at least i grew up a healthy young man with all my morals and beliefs intact, or maybe thats a fact, some say its a crime, you have to do time, some laws say that people of some race, sex, colour, creed, sexual leaning or taste in food cannot have a party, well im sorry if im the party pooper because the church of common sense does one thing and thats knowing how to have a party, so whatever man, if you drink beer, whiskey, vodka, gin, absinth makes thepoets create and seals their fate, tequila or wine, we can come together it aint no crime, have a good time, listen to sublime, think of another rhyme and stop!

No really Rev, where are your morals? You are a professional ordained member of the Universal Life Church and you are running around talking about drinking alcohol and sleeping with supple young virginal feminine beings in their crisp white knee socks and their long auburn hair in bunches.....
Where were we? Party?
As long as you are consenting adults, not hurting anyone, not robbing anyone, not murdering anyone, not deceiving anyone, being honest with each other and open minded on a sexually and intellectual basis and truthful with one another and all the people around you and let me get the door for you and welcome you to my church!