You are No Prince of our Realm

'Prince Harry's Nazi fancy-dress uniform complete with swastika armband has sparked international outrage and calls for him to apologise in public for his "shameful" antics.
The Israeli foreign minister and the EU's foreign policy chief joined the throng of anti-facist groups, Jewish human rights organisations and politicians who rounded on the 20-year-old royal. Calls were made for the third in line to the throne to cancel his plans to join the Army following his "totally inappropriate" decision to wear the Nazi soldier outfit with a swastika emblazoned on his arm.
The furore is the latest in a long line of troubles for Harry. He scuffled with a paparazzi photographer in October and three years ago was exposed as having smoked cannabis.' the news read to me today.

This young man should be ashamed.
He is the third in the line to throne of the most prominent monarchy in all of our lands, defender of the realm, you sanctimonious spoon fed little shit.
You and your little Highgrove set of blonde no mark balling, fox killing saps from a life of priviledge and weatlh embarassing yourselves to the extent of shame from your subjects, your colonies.
Yes, you will all be remembered and be the subject of many future society biographies written by elitist sympathisers of the latest Buckinghamshire house of stature in vogue, why? because Tatler said so, and as you sink, the monarchy will crumble under the weight of your embarrasment.

In two weeks time, it will be the 60 year commemoration of the death camp, Auschwitz and I have know doubt that you will now be forced to attend.
P erhaps then you will learn about the disgraceful thing you have done. The memory of 6 million people who were the subject of the enormity of the largest atrocity of humankind still scorches the memory of some. They will not be discraced along with our great country (which you will be representing in the Armed Forces) by a snotty little pea brained upstart like you who has no concept of decency, tact or fashion sense it seems.

I see that the height of polite soceity played to eternal type and royally stabbed Harry in the back by selling their photos of the two princes at the party. The ironic thing about the whole incident is that the person that took the pictures (and no doubt made another huge pile of money to buy Gucci bags with) contacted The Sun with the intent to expose pictures of not Harry but William, who was dressed as a lion.
The theme at the party was 'native and colonial' so it beggars belief that Harry did not take more suitable inspiration from his recent travels in Africa.
With all the people that follow the streak of piss around, wait on the young prince hand and foot and with the negative press thats befallen the young man of late,
How come nobody took him to one side and said,

'How about a Batman costume instead?'

You. Are. Joining. The. British. Army. Jesus, What were you thinking?

The picture brought to mind the 'fag in one hand and glass of bolly' spoilt look made by the car crash characters Edina and Patsy, in the satirical soceity comedy, 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

He truly is an inspiration for people like me. Where would we be without people like Harry and the Royal Family? We would have nothing to ridicule or rage against after all.

But what was his inspiration? Was it a fashion statement to honour The Sex Pistols and nod a towards the punk rock fashions of the 70s? If only he had thought about that for his three line apology that was written for him and released by Clarence House today. Unfortunately for him, I don't think there was an influence from the neo fascist Kings Road trends of '77.
I believe that he tribute lies deeper, darker still in its wake. The tribute was family and of heritage.

There is an evident sense of racism and prehistoric attitude within our Royal family still.
They are ambassadors to our nation. The faces on our coins, cash and on the latest first day cover or presentation pack.
This is probably why we will never see the Euro in this country, because the monarchists are too damn right wing and patriotic.

There was the accusation that Princess Michael of Kent (rightly or wrongly, who knows if they are still arguing about it) insulted a group of black diners at a restaurant in New York restaurant by telling them to 'go back to the colonies'.
Now we all know how a group of american brothas and sistas can rock it on a night out and I can quite imagine the scene until our little piece of heritage opened her mouth.
Her website tells us all about her heritage,

'Her Royal Highness Princess Michael of Kent is the younger child of the late Baron Gunther von Reibnitz, His wife, the late Marianne, née Countess Szapary. She was born at Carlsbad in Bohemia on the estate of her maternal grandmother Princess Hedwig Windisch - Graetz. Her Royal Highness descends from ancient European lineage on both sides of her Family.'

The baron was a ‘nominal’ member of the Nazi party, and had an honorary rank. Baron Gunther von Reibnitz was ‘in conflict’ with the Nazis as early as 1934 before finally being thrown out of the SS in 1944 after infuriating the hierarchy with his devout Roman Catholicism. He was the subject of a tribunal until he was exonerrated of any sinister role in the SS.

In 1997, Prince Philip, Britains favourite racist uncle adressed Helmut Kohl, the German Chancellor as 'Reichskanzler' meaning 'Imperial Chancellor' (Adolf Hitler's title). Nice. Stories of 'slitty eyes', 'spear throwing' and 'indian fuse boxes' are already well known. His sister, Sophie married Christopher of Hesse-Cassel, an SS officer and they named their son, Karl Adolf after Hitler. His other sisters were all married to germans. Prince Philip was only allowed two guests at his wedding to our now queen, in fear of who would be in attendance.

Reports of Harry's attitude have already arisen when it was reported that when asked about his Zimbawean girlfriend, Chelsea Davy, at a recent society wedding, he replied, 'She's not black or anything, you know'. Miss Davy's father is said to be linked to Robert Mugabe's regime within numerous business dealings with his minister of policy implementation, Webster Shamu, in return to keep control of is farming holdings, an estimated one percent of the country. It sounds like that one is arm deep in elephant manure there.

The lineage of the Windsors is the most chilling of course. King Edward Viii and his wife, Mrs. Simpson were known to be nazi sympathisers and met with Adolf Hitler in 1937 at a time when the royals had spent many years trying to distance themselves from their german roots during and after the Great War. They were founded in 1840 when Queen Victoria married Albert of Saxe-Coburg, a german duchy. The name was changed to Windsor in 1917.

The Prince was accepted into Sandhurst military acadamy (surprise, surprise) and will begin attendance in May. I just hope he gets a wake up call while he trains and they don't pussyfoot around him like Eton and the Army Cadets already have. The acadamy's motto is 'serve to lead', the question is, Is our young prince capable or deserving of such a priviledge?

Personally, I agree with the Member of Parliament, Doug Henderson (a former officer of the acadamy himself) who said that Harry was not suitable to attend Sandhurst. He's got a do a bit more relief aid distribution to make up for this one.

Rev