Born Again Heretic: The writings of Rev. Theodore M.Zachariah Dalton Jr

The disgraceful behaviour of the upperclasses and seeking out corruption and ignorance in organised religion and the corporate world since 2005

My Photo
Name:
Location: London, United Kingdom

January 31, 2005

Vass Is Deitsch?

There was a great article in the supplement of the english Telegraph yesterday about the Amish in America.

Now let the Reverend give you a quick capsule decription of my friends, The Amish.

They came from a division of the Mennonites or Anabaptists (Re-baptizers) from Switzerland about the l500s. They baptize people only as adults at about age l8, shunning of technological things like automobiles, television, video games, movies and fashions, prefering to travel round by horse and cart. They do not use gasoline or electricity and higher education beyond eighth grade is frowned upon.
They are then cast out into the world of satan at the or at least into a local suburb of Ohio for their 'rumspringa' to test out modern day life in the hope they will return to their flock with their faith renewed and never care to return. In this growing period of adolescence, it is accepted that they can drink, fuck, swear, play pool (oooo satan's game with its indiscriminant balls of colour and ferocious violent overtone...!) make friends, go to college.....

But there are somethings that don't quite add up, perhaps its my ignorance about 19th Century thinking, I dunno....
They don't own cars..... but they will ride in one....
They dont allow phones.... but they will use one in the street.....
They do not force their faith on their children.... but will shun them if they later reject Amish life....
They wont allow computers.... but they have a websites (!?!) http://www.holycrosslivonia.org/amish/
http://amish.net/

and a tourist board... http://www.amish-heartland.com/

Did I miss a meeting? Was this a workshop I was not invited to?
I totally respect the people right to believe in such an unorthodox way of life but the way they treat their offspring pretty much sucks and borders on abuse.
Neglect and cruelty reign if you refuse a child a proper education and the right to experience the world. You cannot keep these people locked up like hermits.

Some of the most important beliefs held by the Amish are:

Separation from the outside world, vow of obedience, and closeness to nature. (Imagine not being able to sit down in front of American Idol??)

There are other regulations over societal customs such as dress, which are simple made of basic cloth and ties (buttons are the attachments of evil! Velcro is Satan's accessory!)

Use of inventions and no formal education beyond elementary school. (One thing people in America needs is education, trust me.)

The fear of being shunned and excommunicated keeps the Amish from being tempted by the outside world. The moral beliefs of the Amish Church are based on the Bible and most of their views stem from literal translations of the teachings of the Bible.

The Amish do not try to recruit members from the outside world because that would be seen as consorting with those that are shunned. (You mean there's no point in continuing my beard growth??)

This idea of shunning those who reject their faiths I believe is directed from this passage.
I Corrinthians 5:11, states "But now I am writing to you not to associate with anyone who bears the name of brother or sister who is sexually immoral or greedy, or is an idolater, reviler, drunkard, or robber. Do not even eat with such a one".

But once a person has been shunned, if they acknowledge their sins and wish to make ammends with the community, they are allowed back into the fellowship, usually after two or three weeks, surely thats a contradiction and rejection of their own faiths in so many terms.

I just hope their morals steeped in tradition are not compromised whilst the health and well being of their children are taken care of. The world aint that bad.

Buy hey, thats some quiltmaking, huh?



January 30, 2005

Big Brother is waiting for you

This is some scary stuff.....

Draftin'....

January 24, 2005

Leave Harry alone.... He's just a wee nipper...

I came across a great discussion about the relavence and depiction of religion in literature and the ignorance of some to accept non-christian writings.

Its very Interesting


January 19, 2005

In honour of our fine president....

I do not need to rant about the mess Bush has made of this world with his "stomping over the world" policies, intead on this day of inaugeration, I will leave it to my buddies, NOFX:

"Idiot Son Of An Asshole"

He's not smart, a C student
And that's after buying his way into school
Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
Can he read? No one's really quite sure
He signs stuff and he executes people
Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,
I'm putting a week back on the shelf,
Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,
But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.

He's too dumb, to eat pretzels,
apparently smart enough to fix an election.
Moved boldly into the White House,
but most people voted against him.
He likes naps, He really likes naptime,
A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,
He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
He's our president!

Our good buddy, Joe Gordon, scottish bookseller extraordinaire said it best about the new Bush product!


January 16, 2005

A Tribute to my Girls.

This is for my friend Courtney and her daughter, Frances.

I hope things are looking up for you now the clouds of your troubles are beginning to clear. The Reverend is praying for you.


Here comes the sun in the form of a girl
She's the finest, sweetest thing in the world , uh huh
Take you to heaven tonight
I feel the horses coming galloping in the summer rains
Take you to heaven tonight, uh huh
'Cause I love you for what you are I'll gallop to you
Tonight, tonight we'll ride I'll give it to you
We'll go to heaven tonight, tonight

Down on the winding road I couldn't wait
Oh baby, I was afraid And if for heaven tonight Uh huh,
I'll go to heaven tonight I feel the horses come galloping
I will never grow old I'll go to heaven tonight , uh huh
Because I love you for what you are I'll gallop to you
Tonight, tonight we'll ride I'll bow down to you
We'll go to heaven tonight Tonight

I can't believe that I could be happy
Summer will come again I could be happy
Oh stop your cryingYou could be happy
Go to heaven when you make me happy

Here comes a kiss That I never had
Nothing feels like this
And if for heaven tonight, uh huh, uh huh
I love you
Here comes a storm in the form of a girl
She's the finest, sweetest thing in the world , uh huh
I'll go to heaven tonight
For what you are I'll gallop to you
Tonight, tonight
We'll ride I'll bow down to you
We'll go to heaven tonight tonight
tonight Take you tonight Take you tonight Take me tonight Tonight Tonight

Rev

January 14, 2005

You are No Prince of our Realm

'Prince Harry's Nazi fancy-dress uniform complete with swastika armband has sparked international outrage and calls for him to apologise in public for his "shameful" antics.
The Israeli foreign minister and the EU's foreign policy chief joined the throng of anti-facist groups, Jewish human rights organisations and politicians who rounded on the 20-year-old royal. Calls were made for the third in line to the throne to cancel his plans to join the Army following his "totally inappropriate" decision to wear the Nazi soldier outfit with a swastika emblazoned on his arm.
The furore is the latest in a long line of troubles for Harry. He scuffled with a paparazzi photographer in October and three years ago was exposed as having smoked cannabis.' the news read to me today.

This young man should be ashamed.
He is the third in the line to throne of the most prominent monarchy in all of our lands, defender of the realm, you sanctimonious spoon fed little shit.
You and your little Highgrove set of blonde no mark balling, fox killing saps from a life of priviledge and weatlh embarassing yourselves to the extent of shame from your subjects, your colonies.
Yes, you will all be remembered and be the subject of many future society biographies written by elitist sympathisers of the latest Buckinghamshire house of stature in vogue, why? because Tatler said so, and as you sink, the monarchy will crumble under the weight of your embarrasment.

In two weeks time, it will be the 60 year commemoration of the death camp, Auschwitz and I have know doubt that you will now be forced to attend.
P erhaps then you will learn about the disgraceful thing you have done. The memory of 6 million people who were the subject of the enormity of the largest atrocity of humankind still scorches the memory of some. They will not be discraced along with our great country (which you will be representing in the Armed Forces) by a snotty little pea brained upstart like you who has no concept of decency, tact or fashion sense it seems.

I see that the height of polite soceity played to eternal type and royally stabbed Harry in the back by selling their photos of the two princes at the party. The ironic thing about the whole incident is that the person that took the pictures (and no doubt made another huge pile of money to buy Gucci bags with) contacted The Sun with the intent to expose pictures of not Harry but William, who was dressed as a lion.
The theme at the party was 'native and colonial' so it beggars belief that Harry did not take more suitable inspiration from his recent travels in Africa.
With all the people that follow the streak of piss around, wait on the young prince hand and foot and with the negative press thats befallen the young man of late,
How come nobody took him to one side and said,

'How about a Batman costume instead?'

You. Are. Joining. The. British. Army. Jesus, What were you thinking?

The picture brought to mind the 'fag in one hand and glass of bolly' spoilt look made by the car crash characters Edina and Patsy, in the satirical soceity comedy, 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

He truly is an inspiration for people like me. Where would we be without people like Harry and the Royal Family? We would have nothing to ridicule or rage against after all.

But what was his inspiration? Was it a fashion statement to honour The Sex Pistols and nod a towards the punk rock fashions of the 70s? If only he had thought about that for his three line apology that was written for him and released by Clarence House today. Unfortunately for him, I don't think there was an influence from the neo fascist Kings Road trends of '77.
I believe that he tribute lies deeper, darker still in its wake. The tribute was family and of heritage.

There is an evident sense of racism and prehistoric attitude within our Royal family still.
They are ambassadors to our nation. The faces on our coins, cash and on the latest first day cover or presentation pack.
This is probably why we will never see the Euro in this country, because the monarchists are too damn right wing and patriotic.

There was the accusation that Princess Michael of Kent (rightly or wrongly, who knows if they are still arguing about it) insulted a group of black diners at a restaurant in New York restaurant by telling them to 'go back to the colonies'.
Now we all know how a group of american brothas and sistas can rock it on a night out and I can quite imagine the scene until our little piece of heritage opened her mouth.
Her website tells us all about her heritage,

'Her Royal Highness Princess Michael of Kent is the younger child of the late Baron Gunther von Reibnitz, His wife, the late Marianne, née Countess Szapary. She was born at Carlsbad in Bohemia on the estate of her maternal grandmother Princess Hedwig Windisch - Graetz. Her Royal Highness descends from ancient European lineage on both sides of her Family.'

The baron was a ‘nominal’ member of the Nazi party, and had an honorary rank. Baron Gunther von Reibnitz was ‘in conflict’ with the Nazis as early as 1934 before finally being thrown out of the SS in 1944 after infuriating the hierarchy with his devout Roman Catholicism. He was the subject of a tribunal until he was exonerrated of any sinister role in the SS.

In 1997, Prince Philip, Britains favourite racist uncle adressed Helmut Kohl, the German Chancellor as 'Reichskanzler' meaning 'Imperial Chancellor' (Adolf Hitler's title). Nice. Stories of 'slitty eyes', 'spear throwing' and 'indian fuse boxes' are already well known. His sister, Sophie married Christopher of Hesse-Cassel, an SS officer and they named their son, Karl Adolf after Hitler. His other sisters were all married to germans. Prince Philip was only allowed two guests at his wedding to our now queen, in fear of who would be in attendance.

Reports of Harry's attitude have already arisen when it was reported that when asked about his Zimbawean girlfriend, Chelsea Davy, at a recent society wedding, he replied, 'She's not black or anything, you know'. Miss Davy's father is said to be linked to Robert Mugabe's regime within numerous business dealings with his minister of policy implementation, Webster Shamu, in return to keep control of is farming holdings, an estimated one percent of the country. It sounds like that one is arm deep in elephant manure there.

The lineage of the Windsors is the most chilling of course. King Edward Viii and his wife, Mrs. Simpson were known to be nazi sympathisers and met with Adolf Hitler in 1937 at a time when the royals had spent many years trying to distance themselves from their german roots during and after the Great War. They were founded in 1840 when Queen Victoria married Albert of Saxe-Coburg, a german duchy. The name was changed to Windsor in 1917.

The Prince was accepted into Sandhurst military acadamy (surprise, surprise) and will begin attendance in May. I just hope he gets a wake up call while he trains and they don't pussyfoot around him like Eton and the Army Cadets already have. The acadamy's motto is 'serve to lead', the question is, Is our young prince capable or deserving of such a priviledge?

Personally, I agree with the Member of Parliament, Doug Henderson (a former officer of the acadamy himself) who said that Harry was not suitable to attend Sandhurst. He's got a do a bit more relief aid distribution to make up for this one.

Rev

January 13, 2005

My Ilicit Love Affair with London:Part One

'Bless me Father, For I have sinned. It has been many months since my last confession....'

When I moved to London a few years ago, I fell in Love.
I wandered haphazardly down Oxford Street, a venue for my would be destiny.
The soaked concrete from the street cleaners defying the crowds of angry pedestrians and protesters for palestinian freedom.
The large corporate window displays desperately screamed 'buy me, buy me, I'm in vogue this season' and the frienzied milling of commuters poured from the four corners of the centralized tube station.
It was there I saw him.
He stood alone, silver haired, taut and slim in his shorts, sandals and white sox, the grey old fox. He ignored the chilled gusts on his goosepimpled skin as he spoke about his love for the Lord, his love for Jesus Christ.
He spoke about redemption, his calling and our responsibilities on this earth through the power of his megaphone.
He spoke to me.
There was an instant attraction.
We could not keep our eyes from one another, to avert our longing gaze. He saw me for the pitiful waste, the excuse that I am. He made me want to cry out loud for my sins, pray for my soul. He gave me an unquivocal answer that day, to join with him in eternal unison.

The day I fell in love with Phil the Preacher.

January 10, 2005

Sermon Theme Tune - Your Answer

Many of you have asked me at my sermons about the music to which I arrive onstage. This music is called 'Psalm 69' by a great american band called Ministry. As promised, I am now posting the lyrics as they are quite hard to decipher over the vocal effects.

'Psalm 69' Ministry

congregation, please be seated and open your prayer guides to the bookof revelations, psalm 69

drinking the blood of jesus
drinking it right from his veins
learning to swim in the ocean
learning to prowl in his name
the body of christ looked unto me
a preacher with god-given hand
she wants you to suck on the holy ghost
and swallow the sins of man

psalm 69
the invisible piss of the holy ghost
comes down like acid rain
they're making a bonnet of terminal guilt
the scavengers go on parade
the fathers who write that eternity
is used to fight the sword
have filled you up with the devil's cock
and he'll come in the name of the lord
the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs

Lyrics and Music by Paul Barker and Alien Jourgenson

"Jerry Jerry, Jerry Jerry"



'Cleanliness is next to godliness'

I was in my absolute element last night. I sat naked, except for my cassock and collar in preparation for Jerry Springer: The Opera.
I normally wouldn't have been interested if it hadn't been for the furore and stink that the Christians kicked up. I, along with the extra thousands of television viewers, that the programme received last night, wouldn't have cared less about watching it. Nobody would have, just another boring Sunday night.
But I did, I put down my copy of 'I, Lucifer' by Glen Duncan and switched onto BBC2, something I would only normally do for The Simpsons or Buzzcocks. For that, I would like to thank God for.
The point at which I was interested was when I saw a 'coalition' of like minded people crying 'blasphemy' and other such words they had been taught and burning their licence fees on the street outside the BBC.
As much as I admire ones right to protest, but setting fire to their TV licences, hmmmm probably would have thought twice about that. Imagine the embarrasment the next time you get a visit from the detector van.
These people were interviewed on the street,
'Have you seen the show?' they were asked.
'No?!?' snapped their reply. 'It's blasphemous, it's not right, its heresy....'
The camera cut as the interviewer goes, 'Errrrr...'

What's your arguement exactly?
I am sorry (I am going to offend someone again with my rational thinking again, here we go) but I have NO RESPECT for someone who has formed not just an opinion of uneducated ignorance, but one of HATE and mild violence. Threats to TV executives and staff? You should be ashamed. This sort of brainwashed ignorance hasn't been so evident since since the Marilyn Manson tour in 1997. The same sort of ignorance that makes people circulate such nonsense as "If you are a real Christian, you will email Tony Blair to tell him to scrap plans for partial birth abortion", when he has no such plans.

Blasphemous? Yes, it was. I couldn't believe that they got away with it, but it was parody, satire and I laughed it off. It didn't devalue religion for me, the followers do that for me instead, countlessly, on a weekly basis it seems. Religious sacrement and the devil has been prevolent in opera since the beginning of the 19th Century such as 'The marraige of Figaro' and the Springer opera had been onstage in Britain for three years and had not attracted protests. It has been seen by over 350,000 people and has had more than 550 performances without significant complaint from Christians.
Well done for doing the shows marketing for them, thats all I can say.

They say that it was the proximity of the broadcast to Christmas and the Epiphany was bad timing. A programme that risked causing religious offence was not appropriate at such a time. I can see why there was cause for concern, I am not an idiot. Aswell as the amount of swearing in the production which I am sure you have read about; the significant highlights for me were as follows:

* The whole cast chanting 'A chick with a dick with a heart'
* Jesus depicted as an overweight, black adult baby in a nappy, who admits being 'a bit gay' and who's best line was 'poop my fucking panties'
* Tap dancing high priests of the Klu Klux Klan singing 'Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the Lesbians'
* Mary fondling Jesus underneath his nappy
* Jesus fighting Adam and Eve in Hell
* The not so teenage Mary complaining to Jesus for abandoning her and suggesting to Jesus that he was a the result of a split condom

Another complaint was that the holy characters were depicted as "self-centred sexual deviants" Well, unless being 'a bit gay', which Jesus says he is, counts a sexual deviance, then that is a confounded opinion. I do not think so. If you do, you are disrespectful and also ignorant.
They did not intend it to re-draw boundaries of taste and decency. It was a one-off satire and morality tale. In their view the focus of the opera was the denigration of a chat show host.
The complex dramatic structure of the opera made this clear.

Freedom of expression and the freedom to object peacefully are worthy of respect and of value in our society, but attitudes like this are not. The actions of those who had sought to make protests about the programme personal and to make them offensively were deeply deplored, as were those who had repeated inaccuracies about the programme.

Let's talk about the word FUCK and add a little CUNT whist we are here.
If it was a matter of language that was so upsetting, why was it that when John Lydon, for the first time, used the two words together before an audience of 10 million on I'm a Celebrity fewer than 100 complained. Where were all the Christian people then?

It went out at 10pm, after the 9pm watershed, with plenty of warnings about its content. No one has to watch it. I didn't want to watch it until you started having a whinge. I'd much rather watch Frasier or the Ali G film. Have you seen it? It's so funny when he looks under the covers and his dog is licking his..... ahem anyway.

Jesus, don't watch it. Yes it's on near Christmas and on a Sunday (Ooops, God's Holy day, this was all marketing ploy and you fell for it and in this corporate world, you cannot change that, they are evil and satanic. I agree. I understand) but aren't you all at late confessional around that time?

But some positive thoughts now. I found healthy imagery. The plain and evident image of good versus evil was clear. The way God comes down from Heaven to aid Jerry against Satan was a great moment, I thought. I saw it as a modern day 'A Christmas Carol' questioning not only the culture of reality TV and shows of such nature but the ideology of morals and redemption. It was entirely self critical in its parody and rightly so. More so than operatic, I felt the music was more gospel like, with a mix of inspirational and uplifting rock tones. But I see you are upset still, nevermind. There are always countless reruns of Sex of the City, that get very little attention and complaint that you could focus your attentions on now.

On a final note on hipocrasy and irony, I was interested to note the words of The Sun's Page 3 girl Ruth (22, from Kent) 'can't believe' the Beeb is showing Jerry Springer The Opera. She says: "I'm not surprised they've had complaints about the swearing. Why can't they plug the Saturday night telly gap with good sitcoms or quiz shows instead?"

The Page 3 girl in The Sun commenting to me about taste and decency. I tucked into my croissants and red meat the other morning and frankly, I laughed my balls off and I got a free eyeful too.
When Janet Jackson's breast flopped out on national television in the US, the American public were so outraged that not one of them sent in a complaint that night, but plenty kicked up a stink after they were told to be outraged. The fundamental point here is, How can you complain about a TV programme that hasn't been shown?
Sure, some of the complaints were probably founded on watching the live show, but I'm taking an educated guess at how many weren't and its a pity.

Just as the americans fell for it, it seems like a community who has been instructed by their 'peers' to be shocked have done nothing more but make matters worse and make themselves look even less appealing or accessible in this modern age.

Little Harry Potter doesn't seem so bad now, does he?

January 09, 2005

Your Sunday Sermon

In the modern world in which we live, with all the war, strife, office politics, lying leaders, underachievers, high oil prices, superficial celebrities cluttering our TV screens while quality factual documentaries and critically acclaimed movies are played at 2am only to be shifted to a later date for the sake of the big brother highlights and i cant watch my favourite football team anymore.
Right wing teaches, security breaches and Tv newscasters not looking like they care anymore, we need a little pleasure in our lives.

Prada bags
surgery hags
manolo shoes
credit card blues
gucci skirts
ysl shirts

give me more retail therapy on debt i will never beable to repay because everything around me makes me feel bad about myself
celebrities in burberry
head to toe including wellworn booties on their baby's piss panties
another nineties fad too far
yesterdays news
chip wrappers and bird cage lining
i dont care how it makes you feel to scuff another
expensive heel
im a hack
ive got the knack
my sharona
pvc and leather for butches
no limited edition vuiton clutches
council estate
single mother cheap gold from her lover
a market, not a score tenner
yours for a fiver she was over the moon
couldnt come too soon

labels+cocktails+cab rides everywhere+the newestmule+the latest tool+gadget or game+are you insane=visa billwake up you morons and smell the bargain basement, theyre all adjacent.

Sex. Its fun, its pleasure and its good for you.
You get to use every muscle in your body and we all enjoy a bit of intimacy, it makes us feel better, especially when that person is still there in the morning, smiling at you half asleep.
The only people that are complaining are the people that are not getting any.

Tension release, sharp suit crease, its healthy man dont knock it, it brings together humankind specifically man and woman where most things in the modern world are designed to push them apart;

growingdebts, losing bets, D-I-V-O-R-C-E, thats what my parents wanted to be but at least i grew up a healthy young man with all my morals and beliefs intact, or maybe thats a fact, some say its a crime, you have to do time, some laws say that people of some race, sex, colour, creed, sexual leaning or taste in food cannot have a party, well im sorry if im the party pooper because the church of common sense does one thing and thats knowing how to have a party, so whatever man, if you drink beer, whiskey, vodka, gin, absinth makes thepoets create and seals their fate, tequila or wine, we can come together it aint no crime, have a good time, listen to sublime, think of another rhyme and stop!

No really Rev, where are your morals? You are a professional ordained member of the Universal Life Church and you are running around talking about drinking alcohol and sleeping with supple young virginal feminine beings in their crisp white knee socks and their long auburn hair in bunches.....
Where were we? Party?
As long as you are consenting adults, not hurting anyone, not robbing anyone, not murdering anyone, not deceiving anyone, being honest with each other and open minded on a sexually and intellectual basis and truthful with one another and all the people around you and let me get the door for you and welcome you to my church!

I don't know Why, I just wonder How?

"In the midst of life, we are in death."

Why? Why? Why? Everyone cries.
I don't know why. I don't have any answers.

I have understanding, belief, faith in my own self and inner God. I understand things like Karma and retribution. I could give you a theory why a piece of bread falls butter side down, a recent survey published that "Sod's law" was responsible.
But answers, I have no answers. Nobody does, including organised religion.

When the Rev. Billy Graham spoke at the National Cathedral following the Sept. 11 attacks, he recounted how he is often asked why God permits evil in the world. He paused and said that he has never been able to find a fully satisfactory answer.
Granted, I have no doubt that the religions and orgnisations around the world do care, I certainly don't claim to be any kind of expert, thinker or picture painter/candlestick maker.

Two days after the earthquake, great institutions like Christian Aid, Oxfam, Save the Children all mobilised relief efforts and were there in the thick of it, operating diggers, dragging trees peoples homes and trying to save lives whilst Blair sunned his spotty bare ass in the Egyptian sun and Bush crooned anecdotes around the fireplace with Miss Beazley.

Perhaps our idea of God, who is usually described as all-loving, all-knowing and all-powerful, needs to be reshaped or given a makeover? Not quite in the standards of the TV show "The Swan" but perhaps we should send the Queer Eye boys round.
These are some of the reactions from people around the world, I wanted to share with you. They are from all walks of life, colour, creed, denomination, orientation or taste in cuisine:

I believe that God has everything in hands and that He permitted this disaster to happen in order to punish human beings for their sins and for not believing in His Son Jesus that will come back soon to judge us all according to our deeds. So I believe that we have to give these events the proper attention to avoid them happening again. George Tudor, Romania

I am a Christian, a Catholic for that matter, and I cannot replace my faith with anything and still remain myself. I am myself because I believe in the Christian God manifested by Jesus Christ. I am at a loss to understand the logic, reason or any justification for the Tsunami disaster being allowed to happen by any righteous Being. Can you help. I cannot abandon my Christian faith and still remain being myself, I can't. Cyprian Lunga, Russia

As a Muslim I would say that by looking in the Tora, the Bible, the Quran and other holy scriptures, mass disasters and destructions have continued to happen on nations and the tsunami is no different and a reflection is needed on society and our way of life. As god says, I send things down on you as a warning so that you may ponder and change your ways.
Hassan, UK

I would love to know why it is, that when confronted by a disaster such as this, God is not responsible. If a wonderful event occurs clearly he is to be thanked. Is it the case that the Christian God is like a child, and for that reason cannot be blamed for this? If he created all with a plan, then obviously he has caused this. Victoria Finney, UK

It doesn't matter that one religion believes it was an Act of Judgement or another believes it to be part of the never ending, always changing cirlce of life. What matters is that people just continue to HAVE faith - to believe that everything happens for a reason, whether religious or not, and if faith in a god is beyond you, simply believe in the human spirit. This last week has proved without doubt that the human spirit is a strong and hopeful creature and that by finally banding together with a common purpose can we create a world where beliefs and faith s are tolerated and used to raise our awareness. And in case anyone is wondering, I'm a Pagan.
Jane Gorton, UK

Martin Kettle wrote in The Guardian newspaper this past week,

"Certainly the giant waves generated by the quake made no attempt to differentiate between the religions of those whom it made its victims. Hindus were swept away in India, Muslims were carried off in Indonesia, Buddhists in Thailand. Visiting Christians and Jews received no special treatment either. This poses no problem for the scientific belief system. Here, it says, was a mindless natural event, which destroyed Muslim and Hindu alike. A non-scientific belief system, especially one that is based on any kind of notion of a divine order, has some explaining to do, however. What God sanctions an earthquake? What God protects against it? Why does the quake strike these places and these peoples and not others? What kind of order is it that decrees that a person who went to sleep by the edge of the ocean on Christmas night should wake up the next morning engulfed by the waves, struggling for life?"

A newspaper this Sunday asked members of all denominations what they thought of God's prevolence in all this. The basic jist of the answers were that Judaism dismisses the idea of theodicy and focuses on the righteous who suffer. Islam contends that believers must submit to whatever the will of God is. Christianity asserts that suffering is redemptive through Jesus, where Paul Chitness, a Christian gave this reply,

"In this litigious age we are always looking for someone to blame and in the absence of anyone else we look to blame God because it is a "natural" event. It's quite clear the world is riddled with inequality but I don't accept the idea that God is sitting up there mischievously tweaking the strings. In the case of the tsunami, we as Christians are challenged to live out our response. We know that Jesus is among us, living through this reality because he said whatever you do to your brothers and sisters, you do to me. By the same token, what you fail to do to them, you fail to do to Jesus. Until now at least, we have not been found wanting in our response. Christian churches have been among those at the forefront of the relief effort."

Even this week, The Archbishop of Canterbury, the leader of the Church of England seemed to be questioning his faith,
"The Asian tsunami disaster should make all Christians question the existence of God. Every single random, accidental death is something that should upset a faith bound up in comfort and ready answers. Faced with the paralysing magnitude of a disaster like this, we naturally feel more deeply outraged - and also more deeply helpless."
He adds:
"The question, 'How can you believe in a God who permits suffering on this scale?' is therefore very much around at the moment, and it would be surprising if it weren't - indeed it would be wrong if it weren't."

Bishop Alex Dias of the Stella Morris Cathedral Church, the main Catholic church in the Indian archipelago of the Andaman and Nicobar, which has 572 islands, islets and rocks, and more than 5,000 still missing and 800 people are confirmed dead believes strongly
"that the tsunami is a warning. A warning from God to reflect deeply on the way we lead our lives," as he stood among the ragtag tarpaulin tents in the 900-strong relief camp the church is running for tsunami survivors.

I can understand why he is questioning his faith at the moment, but this sacrificial idea about succumbing lives to God. If Jesus Christ is walking among us on earth, I have a few questions for him.
Huge corporate conglomorates in the insurance field hide behind religion and uses it as an excuse during litigation. The Letric Law Library's Lexicon defines an "Act of God" as:
"A natural event, not preventable by any human agency, such as flood, storms, or lightning. Forces of nature that no one has control over, and therefore cannot be held accountable. This phrase denotes those accidents which arise from physical causes, and which cannot be prevented.Where the law casts a duty on a party, the performance shall be excused, if it be rendered impossible by the act of God, but where the party by his own contract engages to do an act, it is deemed to be his own fault and folly that he did not thereby provide against contingencies, and exempt himself from responsibilities in certain events and in such case, that is, in the instance of an absolute general contract the performance is not excused by an inevitable accident or other contingency, although not foreseen by, nor within the control of, the party."

In essence, the Law indicates, points finger and indites God as duly reponsible and accountable by stating such a disaster is by God's Action alone. Is this right?

By doing this, it gives us a legal position against God and as his representatives, the church. What does the big man think of this?
What does God think about his "actions"? W
hat does God take credit for doing?

If we are going to reference the bible, I may aswell also, but unlike some, I do not need huge chunks of it to make my point, so I will be brief:

"your Father which is in heaven . . . maketh his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and he sendeth rain on the just and the unjust" (Mat. 5:45). "And again he saith: If my people shall sow filthiness they shall reap the east wind, which bringeth immediate destruction." (Mosiah 7:31) "And they that kill the prophets, and the saints, the depths of the earth shall swallow them up, saith the Lord of Hosts; and mountains shall cover them, and whirlwinds shall carry them away, and buildings shall fall upon them and crush them to pieces and grind them to powder." (2 Nephi 26:5)'

Well, from the constant news coverage on the abundance of news networks, it seems to me that South East Asia has something of a grand smiting.

A group of foreign tourists were visiting Arizona.
Their guide, disregarding the advice of natives to the area, led them through a narrow canyon during the rainy season. A rain storm 15 miles away created a flash flood that killed the tourists. While the storm and flash flood were acts of God, it may well be that the guide and his employer probably will be held legally responsible for not exercising due care by permitting the group to tour through the canyon at that time of year.
Similarly, if a builder does a shoddy job so that during a typical storm – which of course is another "Act of God" -- the building blows down, the builder may be responsible for the damages resulting.

But what of when something on such a grand and enormous scale (160,000) on my screen at the moment) affecting a number of different countries and communites with NO PRE WARNING happens, who is held accountable?
Yes, Yes, we shouldn't seek blame. It is not time for that. It is time for grief, to pledge, for relief, for love and hope. But when the dust settles, anger and resentment will take over.
I don't need to blame, point fingers or cast aspertions. Enough of that will be done in time by others.

In 2003, In his first comedy role on film, aging Scottish madman Billy Connolly plays Steve Myers, an ex-lawyer turned drop out loafer who bums around Australia on his fishing boat. After the boat's struck by a bolt of lightning and the insurance company reveals a tiny clause about 'Acts of God' hidden in the small print, Myers decides to take his case against the Lord all the way to court.Either the Act of God clause is "some kind of giant all purpose lying mechanism" used by insurance agents to crush the little man, or it's what it says it is: an act for which God ought to be responsible.
So, Myers decides to sue the Church, summoning representatives of every major faith. As the legal twists and turns kick in, the religious leaders will only be able to win the case if they can prove one thing: that God doesn't exist.They can't (or refuse) so they counter sue the insurance companies for deformation of character.

I am sorry but if God created the world, nature and man in his image, a disaster of this scale could incite an unprecedented surge in life insurance claims against church due to the involvement of so many western tourists.
Future litigation between tourists families and the church and even between the organised religion and the insurance firms could change not only Law but modern religion forever.

But Mark? I hear you cry, you cannot sue the church! It's the church, after all.
That is true to an extent, morally. But logically, whyever not?

The Church of England is a business, a registered copyright and it provides a service like any other. What else would we do as complaint? They don't have a consumer hotline.

Of course if a case did ever come to the courts the religious right would howl like banshees and call it a disgusting invasion of rights of the church, blasphemous and unconstitutional, especially in the cases of "Acts of God" where the church would be seriously damaged. Fortunately the Church is a well funded organisation and can afford to drag on such a case in expensive litigation for many years, thereby effectively winning the case by default as the prosecution runs out of money, besides there is no precedent for suing God in the American justice system, so in the meantime, you are safe.
The Catholic Church in the United States has been ordered to pay $120 million in damages to 10 former altar boys, and the parents of another, who were sexually assaulted by a priest. A jury in Dallas decided that the diocese was guilty of gross negligence, malice, conspiracy and fraud in failing to stop the the priest abusing the boys.

The Westboro Baptist Church in good ole Topeka Kansas thanks God for the tsunamis and for 5000 dead swedes on their website www.godhatesfags.com telling us in their official press release that "God is laughing, mocking and taunting Swedes and Sweden, even as they mourn over their dead!" by quoting two particular quotes from the bible, one being;

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh; the Lord shall have them in derision" Pastor Fred Phelps tells us in one of his unique sermons "Yes! CNN now reports that one-fourth of the estimated 20,000 Swedes vacationing In Southern Asia are now rotting in the sun or in unmarked mass graves. For which we rejoice, and to which we say Amen! Praise the Lord! CNN also reports that scarcely a family in Sweden is untouched, and that all Sweden is in deep mourning. Thank God for his vengeance, and we pray for worse and more of it upon Sweden."

I take from this that Rev. Phelps and his parishoners' families were unaffected by this month's disaster in South East Asia. I doubt very much that many of them have ever left the country let alone the State of Kansas.
Sweden jailed a pentecostal minister under an incitement law after he offended homosexuals in a sermon, which is why they are pissed at Swedes. They single out the 5,000 Americans that also perished and this kind of hatred from any section of the church saddens me.
I am afraid that the bigotry and hatred within Christianity along with misconception, confusion and doubt will always be prevolent because of the confusion and brainwashing throughout religion confounds both faith and belief with this violent old testament agression and attitude.

John Scarp, writing for The Cape Argus Newspaper, in New Zealand.

"Natural disasters like this reveal the ultimate weakness of nearly all religions and in particular those of Christianity, Islam and Judaism, which postulate the idea of an all-powerful God. If God is indeed all-powerful and has control over every aspect of this world, including the destiny of every individual, then how can one explain such a God allowing tens of thousands to perish? Many religions condemn non-believers to damnation. So, for example, fundamentalist Christians say that if one does not accept Christ then one cannot be blessed by God or enter heaven.Clearly nobody in their right minds can claim that every one of those who died, including the children and babies, were sinners who deserved to be punished. Some believers fall back on the argument that although God could have stopped the disaster, he chose not to. But this is OK since He loves everyone equally and is with everyone when they die. I wonder how much comfort that is to the mother pictured two days ago on your front page cradling the bodies of her two dead children. Anyone who believes that is an example of how God shows mercy and love to his people should be ashamed.When pressed hard enough, believers always fall back by saying that although it seems as if God is uncaring and callous, we must not question Him but must simply accept that He has his reasons which we mere mortals cannot understand. This abandonment of all reason and logic is not an explanation but simply an admission of defeat."

A disaster of this magnitude shows that, unfortunatly, God is either NOT all powerful or NOT all love as the bible describes to us.
I still believe that there is a God, be it in whatever form but despite the deluded efforts of the church community on earth and from a historians point of view, the prevelance of the bible and accompanying texts are not a viable reference point or reliable source after such an overwhelming translation over the centuries.

If the texts are the literal word of God, who are we to continue to alter, translate or amend them. It seems to me a tad presumptious of us to be correcting God's words.
A game of chinese whispers, anyone?

Titled "Good as New," the new Bible is translated by former Baptist minister John Henson for the "One"organization, to produce what the group calls a "new, fresh and adventurous" translation of the Christian scriptures.
The 104th Archbishop of Canterbury, the leader of the Church of England describes it is a book of "extraordinary power," but admitted many would be startled by its content.
"Instead of condemning fornicators, adulterers and 'abusers of themselves with mankind'," says Ruth Gledhill, the London Times religious affairs correspondent, "the new version of his first letter to Corinth has St. Paul advising Christians not to go without sex for too long in case they get 'frustrated.'"

In keeping with the times, translator Henson deftly translates "demon possession" as "mental illness" and "Son of Man," the expression Jesus frequently used to describe himself, as "the Complete Person." In addition, parables are rendered as "riddles," baptize is to "dip" in water, salvation becomes "healing" or "completeness" and Heaven becomes "the world beyond time and space."

Here, according to the London Times, are a few sample passages: Mark 1:4 Authorized version: "John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins."
New: "John, nicknamed 'The Dipper,' was 'The Voice.' He was in the desert, inviting people to be dipped, to show they were determined to change their ways and wanted to be forgiven."

Mark 1:10-11 Authorized version: "And straightway coming up out of the water, he saw the heavens opened, and the Spirit like a dove descending upon him. And there came a voice from the heaven saying, Thou art my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."
New: "As he was climbing up the bank again, the sun shone through a gap in the clouds. At the same time a pigeon flew down and perched on him. Jesus took this as a sign that God's spirit was with him. A voice from overhead was heard saying, 'That's my boy! You're doing fine!'"

Matthew 23:25 Authorized version: "Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!"
New version: "Take a running jump, Holy Joes, humbugs!"

Matthew 26:69-70 Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest."
New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"

1 Corinthians 7:1-2 KJV: "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: [It is] good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
New: "Some of you think the best way to cope with sex is for men and women to keep right away from each other. That is more likely to lead to sexual offences. My advice is for everyone to have a regular partner."

1 Corinthians 7:8-7 KJV: "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn."
New: "If you know you have strong needs, get yourself a partner. Better than being frustrated."


I'm glad the church is finally lightening up a little. In times like these, we all need to kick back a little. Holy Joe, Humbugs!

Please give what you can and say your prayers to your chosen deity and think about all the poor innocent people who have perished this month. Peace. xx



The Big Bang

Rev: If God made us all, who made God?

Man: Nobody. He's always existed.

Rev: From when?

Man: Always!!

Rev: Always from when?

Man: From before anyone will ever know, imagine or think. God created time, space and matter. In fact, he trancends it.

Rev: Ok, so when did time start then? Did he also create the life on other planets?

Man: I explained myself the last time i replied. God created time, space and matter. He created everything. Gos is the CREATOR. Now i will endeavour to try to explain more fully.
We look for or think in terms of tangible, observable and finite evidence. The beginning or the end; the start or the finish. It is one particular point in time.
We really do not understand infinity, we go into the realm of the unobservable, of faith, for we have never been there before. Hence, that is the reason why it is written,
"In the beginning God created..."
It is God who created, in the beginning. Whenever the beginning, tangibly and observably existed = before time existed. God created time becuse he is infinite. He has no beginning and no end. We can only measure time. It has a beginning, middle and an end. For our own benefit, i believe, God describes Himself as
"The Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end."

He is the "author and the finisher of our faith."

Everything, that we visibly and experimentally know and understand, begins and end with Him. That is the reason why we need to acknowledge Him in everything.

Rev:It defies basic logic that something that exists was not created somehow. This is why i question the existence of something.We were taught in physics at school, the whole big bang theory, the basic fundamentals of creation.Are our schools given the wrong information? If so, what are the powers of changeand how does the religion intend to put right the wrongs in education system?

Man: The Big bang is the explanation for the event - devoid of God. The question that needs to be answered is why did it happen? = causality. Without god it is merely circumstanstial / coincidental = an accident (causality) & void of meaning or purpose. God created to express His love. In the same way we create to express our love (in marraige = planned or expected & / or desired - not always though, for it depends on the individual couple).
We need to acknowledge God again in our schools - in soceity as a whole. Schools - scientists have done quite well in trying to answer or teach the "How" Questions.
Not so good at the other 2 types of questions. They come up with the theories like the Theory of Evolution. Things they do not understand or believe in they call myths.
If they are true, God calls them facts. So should we.

Logic is a key factor in modern day atheism and is something and is something that should be taught more in the church.When taught from a young age, you are told to speak when you are spoken to, stand up straight, say please say thank you, dont curse, all these factors seem like common sense and they are.They actually make us better people and a good upbringing which element these basic factors will go toward us being an all rounded decent human race.If at this impressionable time in our lives, we are also faced with some of the extreme views of the scriptures, not only does it install a sense of fear in us, it also gives us a sense of unpreparedness and misunderstandings when we are faced with modern day life.

In this modern day we need to be open minded, educated and be installed with plenty of common sense.To be open minded opens many avenues of understanding. A better understanding about people, other faiths, other creeds, the need to include every living soul in the fruits which life has to offer is what will bring us peace in our world and in our hearts, but then again, John Lennon said "all you need is love" and they killed him for it.

The role of Man was played by Roberto Beruffi in conversations dated March-April 2004

The Art of Deception

One way we are told is that we are being deceived by another, the dark one, the horned one, beelzebub, the devil himself and that his deception of our beleif is his only conceivable wish and purpose in our lives.

So are these facts and differences in the bible there to deceive us? Is the devil already prevelant in the sacred texts? Have they been put there by a more powerful being?

Does our bible need a healthy re write? So what are we to believe? What was written on the cross? What was Jesus' last words? Who was Josephs father? Who can give me a straight answer?

Rev: There was a debate on the news over the weekend about whther we should come up with some more commandments for modern day etc and they had people emailing in their ideas and there was a vicar on judging them. Have any in mind?

Man: I believe that these people were only having a laugh, but nevertheless, yes. I will not give one of my own, but i believe that He would say something like this, even though He would not need to give any other than He has already given to us in the bible:

"Thou shalt not believe in the age old lie of the serpent"... you will be like God knowing good and evil and you shall not act on it by adding new commandments or taking any away from what i have given you. I, the Lord Your God do not change. I am the same yesterday, today and forever. I do not lie, nor change my mind. If i, the Lord, speak, then i act, and if i promise, i will surely fulfill it. My commandments are not burdonsome. They are for your benefit, so be diligent to keep them and you will prosper. I am the Lord Your God, and i will bless you, if you listen to my voice and keep my commandments and do not add them or take them away from any that i have given you.

Rev: Ok thanks for that.

Each of the books depicted in the bible tell a different version of events. Is this spin or just rough translation? If so, how can we take the word from something described as 'rough'? Granted, this was all a long time ago and the facts could have been slightly misconstrued over time. Why a different version of events? Is this important to get right considering how influential these works are to modern day soceity? After all, we demand the truth from our governments and we are not satisfied until we do. It is true of course that we dont always get that and the governments cover the lies with more lies.

Lives are currently being lost all over the world over peoples faith, who has the rightful ownership of holy sites because what they read is a contradiction, so it is left to our governments to work it for them. Its wrong. This begs the question either we can assimilate that the religious scriptures in history are not only unreliable sources but in fact inconceivable towards modern day prayer or they were not sure in their consistancy. Are fundamentalists being deceived by the devil or a similar evil force or is the extremism in their faith being fuelled by confusion?Confusion, not that i believe that is being delivered by the devil but peoples understanding of the scriptures and given denial in their mind when they come across such inconsistancies.

This builds confusion and the fear that is in built into the psyche of peoples faith leads them to believe in such banalities when faced with what non believers would consider as simple logic.Who am i to question the truth?Well i believe its open to interpretation. It had of course been translayed, modified, simplified, conceptualised, ostracised, criticised, trivualised and now televised.The big budget Hollywood cash injection motion picture treatment.I was intrigued by the content and the surrounding controversy and subsequent reason behind the film.Was this a cleverly timed and thinly veiled PR stunt on behalf of the church community when there is a disillusion in the community due to the current political environment, as it does not reflect well on religion at the moment.Was this an honest portrayal of the most sacred of texts or a publicity spin to regain the essence of faith.

What makes us such prudes?

I understand the bible and the christian religion in all its beauty and grace and sincerity.
It has been the the foundation for belief and faith across the world for thousands of years influencing millions of law abiding, good and kind human beings.
But what is known as the literal word of God, the gospel truth is anything but, within its own pages the evidence of incosistancy and unreliability is rife.
This wouldnt be accepted if it was written today and it shouldnt be now.
It is only accepted as it has been the norm for centuries and people know know better.
If you took peoples faith away from them, unfortunately some people would have nothing else it seems.
These words have fuelled misunderstanding, factions and the beginning of the end of our church and has made criminals, heretics and muderers out of some people, been the excuse for war and incited hatred all of kinds. The good book being so vast in its entirety glosses over these facts and we are told not to question our faith and that we are bad people, in league with the devil or will go to hell for doing so.
Pretty foolproof really?

Man: In marraige, stripping is always fun. Outside of marraige, it is more harmful and fun.
So one is better off waiting until married.

Rev: What about with a partner you are not married to? Why would it be harmful if it is consensual in all manner? Some people would argue that there is an element of art in the performance if it is done in erotic and stylish way. Do all these performers need to be married?

Man: We have discussed all issues surrounding human sexuality before.
Marraige= Good and blessed by God
Outside of marraige= missing out on the blessing of God= Bad

Rev: I understand that but what if they are not ready to make that personal commitment to each other? Is it ok if you are engaged to be married and have made that personal commitment?
I take it that you find no artistic merit in those artistic ventures?

Man: If people are not ready to make a marital commitment, then they should be willing to abstain from any form of titilation. If they are not prepared to hold off, then they are playing with fire. They will get burned. They are either on a rollercoaster or theyre not.
Once theyre strapped in, theres no turning back.
Theyre in for the ride.
They will not be able to prevent it from happening.
If they have no intention of going on the ride, the best thing they can do is not even go there in the first place.
You see its not about the act of sex, which is the problem; its the thought of it.
Nudity for the sake of artistic expression, in my opinion, glorified God, because God created our bodies. Healthy looking bodies are beautiful to look at, and we can praise God for them. Unfortunately though, most, if not all of us are not void of unhealthy, perverted or lustful motivations for taking pictures of naked people or for taking our clothes off (outside of marraige).
The unhealthy, impure motivations are the problem.

Rev: So what do you think about all the old paintings from Roman times? They depict a profound sense of nudity and in a lot of cases, titilation or the expressionism of thus.
I appreciate that we have the freedom of choice and not have to abide to an ainceint law that deprives us of pleasure, which i believe is a basic human right.
I believe that we are very lucky to live in a culture that gives us a freedom of choice and not one that opresses like numerous muslim communities who have a widespread culture of the repression of women, including flogging, stoning and clitorectomies of females of all ages.
We should be thankful of that and frankly, theres nothing like a bit of passion, especially in this somewhat depressing world we live in sometimes.

Man: Nudism outside of marraige is bad unless taking a shower or being seen by a doctor.
For art sake = Good but that depends on the artists motivation and models motivation.
If for titilation (outside of marraige) then impure motivation = unhealthy and therefore bad.Sexual pleasure, in my opinion should be reserved for marraige.
Needs, need to be met in God. Spiritual satisfaction is deeper than physical one alone.
That is the reason why God forbids sex outside of marraige. Sex is His idea. He wants to bless us. Sex outside of marraige is spiritually destructive, because He has not blessed it.
Sex that is not blessed by God becomes obsessive and therefore becomes addictive and ultimately does not really fulfill the individuals that practice it.
That is the reason why pornography is bad / destructive = nudity with wrong motivation. Oppressive regimes do not understand Gods ways fully. Have not come to terms with His loving grace, which sets us free to enjoy life to the full. Its their way of meeting needs, which are plagued with addictive, unhealthy motivations, through legalistic, punitive measures that are void of Gods love and grace. I hope this answers your questions.

Teach me How to Fear, Lord

Teach me how to fear Lord,
teach me not to question your wisdom,
views on pestilance and encourage to commit mass murder,
subject our women as inferior beings and stoning our children,
for i will go to hell.

An eternity banished from what is the whole, divine, fruitful and ascimilic truth.
Install that sense of fear inside me as a young child. The bible said to me:
"the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding"

What we need in these modern times need a greater understanding of life aside of what is the Gospel Truth. Try it, for we are told
"you will know the truth and the truth will set you free"
Lets start opening our minds and our hearts towards people more in this world, thats how my church interprets that.
Lets not worry about who they love in their hearts and hope in their souls.
I am starting my own church. My church is about understanding. In faith, in ourselves and of each other. Its not going to be a crazy branch out faith where we worship Yoda and we put you through a training course to be a jedi, NO

We will not put you through a rigourous, self analytical quest for power and salvation in ones self thinly disguised as a worldwide business venture in which one is programmed to believe a successful science fiction writer, (NO)
and i will certainly not be residing on a secluded kentish farmland, worshipping the devil, surrounded by naked wanton teenage, dark haired, supple breasted, pale skinned young girls all awaiting my every word at my beckon call and each taking their turn bearing my children.... (well not at first anyway)

Why am i starting my own church, i hear you cry heresy?
What gives me the right? I hear you blaspheme!

Rev: I dont think that we need to be trained in life, we have parents, friends and partners who give us the inspiration, guidance and help where needed, the fact that these people have been touched by God is irrelavent. We learn as we go along and in certain terms we make mistakes of course, but we learn from them. Drugs for example, I have experimented in my youth as most people have. I am not an advocate of any sorts though. I have spent a large amount of time counselling and in some terms trying to save my friends lives who have been touched by their bad experiences. This is bad judgment and has nothing to do with the devil. I
have had good times on drugs and i have bad times on drugs but i have also had good and bad relationships but i am not giving up on women.
God created all men equal in his ultimate vision but we are all so different.
That does not i was or am addicted or have an addiction at all.
If anything, i am addicted to the feeling of Love and i seem to have it ripped away from me voilently every time, leaving me wallowing in a sense of self pity and abandonment.
I believe that the experiences that i have had, have had a positive effect.

Never raped anyone, never beat on anyone, never killed anyone, never robbed anyone, never shot anyone.
Enjoyed and learned from my experience and went about my day.

God created everything that we see around us, so who are we to say that he made a mistake by creating Marijuana and other substances?

Man: The young and the naive do not see or recognize danger until it is on top of them grabbing them by the throat.Some of us are fortunate enough that do not cost us or cause us too much damage (outwardly), you can never tell what damage has occured inwardly: physically, emotionally, spiritually and mentally, unless you were to have done a before and after test.

The young and naive never think about the consequences: addiction, brain damage, sterility and a multiple of other consequences, including the social, far outweigh the positive (outward) benefits: temporary peasure.
I speak from experience because my best friend is still suffering today, though as far as i know, he has come clean and still is. He is much better now, thank God.
He owns a hotel, thanks to the contributions of his loving, supportive family; however, he is far from healthy. All of the years of abuse has taken its toll, and they all started with a little marijuana, that he and his older brother used to cultivate, and though I do not know this for sure, possibly even sold. He certainly, like many young people did not listen to the wisdom of his parents.
God created a lot of things that we have not used wisely. We have created weapons of mass destruction out of raw materials that can be used for our benefit. The reason, i believe, that God told Adam and Eve not to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, was not because he wants to be a killjoy, keeping good things from us, unlike the serpent explicitly said, but because once they had eaten from it, they did not have the capacity to handle the new found knowledge. That knowledge corrupted them. God wanted to teach them everything that they would have needed little by little. The devil always tempts us to have it now.
He doesnt warn us however of the consequenses.
They should have listened to the wisdom of God.The bible says:
"The fear of the Lord (seeing God for who he is, awesome) is the beginning of wisdom and knowledge of the Holy one is understanding"

The Literal Truth about God

The good book.
The literal truth about God, The gospel truth.
This is what we are led to believe. There are clear quotes in the bible that lead me to believe from a historians point of reference, there is a clear unreliability in fact.
How are we to understand the entire basis of a religion if there is no clarity within the text, the anceint scriptures. Is it through constant over the centuries that cause these anomolies, misconceptions or am i just unclear in my understanding?

Is it just my faith that is the questionable aspect?
Am I sinner for not being in line with faith?
Am I a heretic?
Have I been influenced by a higher more superior force?
Am i in league with the dark one?
Must i carry out his bidding?

If i am to question the truth and in turn, faith, that is what i am taught to believe. That seems like a no win situation if you are a cynic. We are a new generation of thinkers. More understanding, our minds are gradually expanding, we have easier access to information, therefore feeding the need to understand. Governments are finding it harder to lie to us and to each other because of this, we can only do this through information.

Rev: Hey there, Just checking in. I thought of a title for this book im writing, i just wondered what you thought,
"Heresy: Exploring the culture of extreme faiths in modern day soceity"
I will be looking at the number of different things, they maybe seperate things or one big study. I will be looking at the bible and christianity specifically the fundamentalism in American faiths and religious cults, the church of satan and the culture of devil worshipping, spirituality, zen and buddhism.

Man: This is a loaded, difficult topic. Can you please explain to me what you mean by 'extreme' faiths, and what is it you are trying to find out? What kind of angle?
You will need to look at their particular doctrines are etc, in order to understand the 'culture
'Are you really prepared to do that? Some of the things are going to mess with your mind. The bible says, "You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
The bible also says that the devil is a liar/a deceiver. In fact, the father of lies. It says he is a muderer, like a lion, prowling around looking for someone to devour. That he comes to steal, kill and destroy. If the truth sets you free, then lies will put you in bondage, in spiritual prison.
God is light, in him there is no darkness at all, coversely, therefore, the devil dwells in darkness, and the bible exhorts us to have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness.
Mind and heart in the bible are used interchangeably, dont allow your mind/heart to become darkened, please look at:Romans1:18-23 and Ephesians 4:14-18 and 5:6-17.
When bank tellers are trained to be able to ascertain whether a bank note is real or counterfeit, they are trained by looking at the real one and ONLY the real one. So when they are presented with the counterfeit they will be able to recognise it automatically and will not be fooled.
The descision is yours, but please be wise in what you do. I am very concerned.

Rev: There is no need to be concerned. I am surrounded by good people, dear Lord and i am too intelligent to get sucked into anything. Well, when you are taught in banks, they show you the real ones but also the counterfeit ones, thats the only way to tell the difference, if you are shown right or wrong, especially as some of the fakes are very good as well as very humourous.

Thats the only way, common sense and again information is power, even if you consider the infomation dangerous, a trust in judgement and logic is detrimental. You may focus on the real one and know how to tell its real, but it works both ways.
I think im going to start my own church anyway.
The title is a working title. I am not 100% sure what to cover as yet. In extreme, i mean fundamentalism, which i believe is present within all faiths and cultures. I am quite interested in how fundamentalist pro life christians can justify the killing of staff in abortion clinics by planting pipe bombs and such, pro life killing life? I do not understand the logic there. Just one example really. I didnt think it was "thou shalt not kill but..."
People who take their faith to extremes in other words, from suicide bombers to the 'winning sinning' guy who walks up and down Oxford Street with his megaphone, like i said a lot of it is going to be light hearted but i will try and do as much research as possible as to what motivates these people.

Man: The film 'Catch me if you Can' talks about this issue. There were so many different counterfeit notes; some more convincing than others, but only one that was real. You only need one little conspicuous difference to make it a countrfeit, which only the more trained eyed can detect. This the reason why you need to know the authentic one so well, that you can automatically detect that miniscule erroneous detail. One who is not thoroughly trained could possibly misled. I know that you are clever and i am sure that you will do your upmost not to get brainwashed. I certainly hope that you will stay well clear of any 'extreme sucking system' for i dont want to organize a rescue plan to come and drag you away by force then brainwash you a second time to get you back to the normal man, the man that you are supposed to be.

The 'are you a sinner or a winner' guy may be a little eccentric, but i would call him fundamentalist or extremist in at all. He doesnt strike me as condemnatory or judgmental at all. Only God knows his heart. I certainly cant judge his motivation, but he does seem to be genuine. I wouldnt do it or say the things that he says in the same way as him.
One thing i can say for him is that he is actually conscientious and obedient enough to do it, which is what most of us are doing. He has been doing it very consistantly, which is a remarkable attribute.


Theodore Posted by Hello Picture of Rev. Theodore M.Zachariah Dalton Jr. Circa Early 2004

Heresy: A Biography of Reverend Dalton Jr. (Chapter One)

In the sweltering humid heat of 1969s summer of love, Theodore M.Zacharai Dalton Jr was born in Mobile, Alabama. to a baptist preacher father, one Theodore Sr and his timid yet pretty but plain homemaker of a wife, Mary Sue JoBelle.

He had devoted his life work to the Lord and gained respect amongst his congregation whereas she was purely demure and devoted.
She was a quiet woman who preferred the social part of their lives to be left to her husband.
The household was somewhat traditional in its values and 'the family' was entirely both prevelant and a priority.

'At the age of 8, i knew about hate. My father had taught me well, all about hell. What the Hell?'

The young Theodore attended services at the local parish where he was entrusted into the familiar hands of one The Very Rev. Jack James III and his congregation to learn about life and the evils of the world.
The young Theodore looked upto the elderly, balding, religious gentleman as his master and he soon looked upon the young boy to become his muse.
His home life was very simple. He had no siblings to speak of, to fight or compete with for affections, attentions or gratitudes, let alone the small amount of food that came through the house. This he believed was a blessing although he later found that his mother could no longer conceive again after Theodore.
The family home was a very modest self built simple structure adjacent to the church of his familys acquaintance, sided from the dusty dirt track road that housed their community.
At the tender and ripe minded age of 12, Theodore believed he had a calling to become a man of the cloth himself, which he set himself upon, burying himself into the learnings and given teachings of the scriptures.
The Rev. Jack James had taught him everything he knew about the word of God.
His Word. His Truth.

Then a series of events began to happen that would change his life forever. The home structure bacame increasingly tense and uncomfortable. His parents began to argue which bacame more frequent as time went on. His father was under a lot of pressure as tales of wanton, succumbed to an array of vivid and sexual people long after sunset. Numerous men and women had joined him at his palatial ranch in the upper east of Mobile.

Tales and rumours of gatherings of lust and multiple exchanges of pleasure and passion with a number of individuals present was circled around the lips of the hushed local townsfolk.
Stories of bizarre rituals and ceremony filtered around the small community as the appearence in church of the Rev. James gradually declined, as he also did in our young mans heart.

The now 15 year old Theodore endeavoured to finally scotch all the rumours of his hero and ensure his standing in the community was again of a righteous, indignated, holy and truthful soul.He arrived at the home of the Rev.Jack James one evening.
He approached the long dusty drive where he heard the distant muffled, echo of 'Crosstown Traffic' and a collection of figures behind the steamed window. When he pressed his face and hands upto the glass, he was shocked to find a group of naked bodies writhing in uncoupled criminal lust.
He was surprised to find himself partly disgusted and also part curiously aroused by what he saw. It looked so natural and they seemed in so much pleasure and it seemed like such a friendly atmosphere. They did not seem like criminals.He had not yet partaken in such particulars, he believed in nothing less than abstinance and not one sexual thought had ever entered his mind.
He wondered how so many people could look so different their natural nude state. Large women, small women, hairy men, hairless men, short tall fat thin, he came over all breathless all of a sudden, where he was rooted to the spot. Where he had wiped clean the residue with his woollen shirt sleeve, the window soon clouded over once again. Theodore was angry. He was angry at himself and also his master.
He wanted to run but also wanted to confront the Reverend over his carnal sinning ways.
He tried the door which was unlocked and interestingly inviting. The selection of heads turn toward the person at the open doorway, looks of embarassment and guilt intertwine with lust and pleasure.
A womans face and torso appeared, her mouth released from a sweaty, indescript, fleshy manhood and her look of desire turned to sheer bewilderment as she saw her son.
It was one Mary Sue JoBelle Dalton, Theodores mother. Theodore ran and ran until he could not run anymore.

Fifeteen years later, he stopped running in New York where he now resides and has become a writer. He now speaks at the Universal Life Church, in Brooklyn and on occasion West Memphis, Tennessee and back in Mobile. He teaches in the local parish schools and within church about sexual politics, abortion and general awareness.

He has never married. He has a cat.

January 06, 2005

Commandment 6: Thou shalt not mislead others into how you feel

(N.B. SubCommandment: "Thou shalt not use the words:its not you its me in a relationship")

A recent wedding took place at Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got upon stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyones chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!" then, he turned to hisbride and said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"commercial outta this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and ............$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemoratingthe occasion......... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations inMaui....... $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10glossy of the bride humping the best man.........priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!

Church bells? I would have relieved myself in the punch and took the bridesmaids to Maui!

It will be a sin in my church, faith, heresy, whateveryou choose to call this incessant writing to tell another human being (or pet) of ANY SEXUAL PERSUASION you may be that "you love" or are indeed "in love"with that person then go back on that promise, reject your feelings or snap out of an infatuation be it whether you are bored with your feelings, want to be with another without ensuring the feelings in your heart are true and your state of mind is sound and you can properly express yourself in a kind and uncomplicated fashion.

Oh, the frustrations of polite soceity. Im growing out of Love with Love, out of sin with sin and sick of lust, however it manifests itself in your life.

Love. Think of all the great music we wouldnt have in our lives because of Love.

Love me tender, Love is all around, I will always love you, think of all the great music we wouldnt have it wasnt for heartbreak, therefore Love, the break up songs that we know and love.

Love again, the self absorbed, sychophantic, cloaked feeling of lust that wells up inside you and makes you forget everything about you and numbs your mind, makes you wake up with no job, a stolen car, unpaid rent and half eaten pizza boxes, youve lost the gerbil like she lost her badger (any excuse), there are dishes in the sink and calcium staining the inside of the kettle, dirty clothes piled high and rats scurry low.

Its like a friend you have a like/loathe relationship with.
The kind of friend you have grown to appreciate over time but pretty much was an annoyance at first, picking on you, telling you to cut your hair cos you look retarded.
Love has borrowed a lot of money from you and never given it back, you dont want to ask Love back for it because you go back a long way, if you are too nice to Love it will take you for granted, ditch you then go back to Envy with its tail between its legs, austentatious within its misgivings.

You can say nice things to Love, nurture it, care for it, try and make it feel better, cherish it and give love all your heart until it turns it to hate, a diet of movies with a sickly sweet ending or a choice of critically acclaimed director, producer or lighting assistant, 24hr marathon just to make my heart bleed, ache or sweat until one last dance, one last moonlight serenade, caustic perfumed candlelight, rainy street parade.

I dont want to generalise. I dont want to become a chain smoking misogynist in myviews, oh hell... You have been comparing me to every one of your past relationships, so why not?
What is it with us humans?
Men can think and act out with their phallus the most insane way to end a relationship in the worst way just in the hope that we may find a fresh conquest, new blood, pikey female from a club to take back to our hotel for group sex, a spit roast, french toast in the morning, pass me the eggs dear, theres the door, dont cry for me, im weak.

Women complain, everywhere, all the time about what their male or female partners are upto, how to make them feel when they ask them leading questions like
"Do i look fat?" or "Is the world flat?" (You deserve a positive response on that one)

We dont give them what they need, in life, love in marraige, in and out of bed, over the kitchen table, washing machine, spin cycle.
We dont call, take them out, buy them flowers or primula cheese spread anymore, picnics in the park, fumbles in the dark, halo, lets go, have some fun with others who find it fun too.
Im trying hard to be the perfect guy. I dont know why im not appreciated anymore (cue the string section), ignored in the street, caught by your oversized luggage on the tube, no longer a prude.
I'm hard pressed to discover the meaning of intimacy anymore, it gets you in trouble.

You provide what they want, be their everything they hope for,
cup of tea in the morning,
new day is dawning,
too keen, enthusiastic,
cant relate anymore,
i need my space in the relationship,
you couldnt love me anymore,
turn off your heart now,
couldnt fuck me anymore than i need,
i crave more to bleed.

Im like a serving machine the balls in your court all the time, now its all cold, dead silence.
No more cat sick to wake upto,
maybe glad you have someone new to wake upto.

You could be everything they wish for,
call them in the day to show concern when you know that they feel down,
tell them you care,
take them for a romantic picnic at dusk and then give them multiple orgasms all night and then wake in the morning to meet the parents, a standing ovation, second place in a parlour game then die an uncomplicated death in an ice coated nutshell and etched on your epitaph it will read:

"Its not you its me"

"We dont have control of what we remember just what we hope to forget."

January 05, 2005

Commandment 5: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours business, culture or regime.

"Thirty lines about war"
alone as i sit by the charred remain
of what was home not that i complain
its all but ruined but i firmly believe
they have come to save, help me breathe
is it safe to leave, is it safe to walk
in life im told not to think, not to talk
its bloody, its war, its not very smart
more harm than good i see families part
death on the streets the members do cry
where are my parents and should i ask why
A soldier points a rifle at me
he knows not what i am meant to be
Fear in his heart he does not know
forgive his sin as he does now go
I want him to protect but he may kill
to him im enemy and not worth his fill
not out to aid but to search and find
my brothers, my blood and my own kind
save me now pull me from my hole
charcoal my heart and save me my soul
still no comprehend why they occupy
given the power i hope they do not lie
about how we can search and destroy
we hope for truth so dont be so coy
giveth our land, the treasure it does hold
i do not hope or hope to be so bold
are they driven by such evil as worth?
or what is our future, our life, our birth
one day i wish i am left as i am be
to then call ourselves once again free

We need to rid the world of apathy.
We need to extridite the world from hate, loathing.
We need to destroy terrorism and violence that is fuelled by religion.
We have to banish the world of all the regimes selfelect, self promoted by a control of media, worth and corporate business.
These people do not come from the middle east. These people do not come from North Korea, West African dictatorships with diplomatic immunity due to superiority in the sporting world, the eastern block, hawaii 5-0, bay of pigs or the latest insignificant country you havent heard of , No not at all, this all encompassing power runs vast corporations and one of the largest populations in the world as well as thel argest army and are the superpower in terms of arsenal, nuclear, biological or firepower.
This nation has one of the worst human rights records, has the most owed to them in the third world debt from poor nations and has attacked or occupied one or more countries in a year every year for the past 100 years.
But then again, this country gave us Baywatch.

We need to rid the world of the baptists in the whitehouse.

January 04, 2005

Commandment 4: Thou shalt listen to music with heart and soul and not mass produced corporate garbage

"Music is soul, its heart"

Musicians are not:
WAXED, BUFFED, PLUCKED, MANICURED, GELLED, SPIKED
I just wanted to first off make that clear, they are not in "acts" and muscians do not prance around to paula abdul moves.
Fake punk bands with their pretty boy looks, sneering at the camera, perfect skinned, claiming the spirit of 76 for themselves, new generation of Elton Johns sitting at pianos rattling off some cover version or bland watered down songs that have been wrote for them by some hit factory, churned out by a team of writers employed by a record company or reproduced saccharine sweet and diluted for the masses by an overweight producer or remixed by RNB artists for created acts ofbanality within the industry.

These people have NO CREATIVE INPUT (underlined) in their craft, their image or performance.
This contract is non negotiable, there is no cancellation policy or date of expiration, except for the careers and paths in which you have chosen to take.
There are no refunds, second chances, glances or more than a one hit wonder, your careers are terminal and we are on a crash course to mental health and a part time job cleaning a KFC before the next edition of Fame Acadamy.
I dont know which is worse or more demeaning, the road to acceptance or the way to hell, ive been there and back a number of times to both, collected no points, calling cards or flyers for blue jean sales whilstwaiting for the latest manufactured bargain basement fodder.

I know which is worse but i am not sharing that with you.

January 03, 2005

Commandment 3: Thou shalt not judge people or possessions by their value or worth

"People who say that money cannot buy you happiness, doesn't have any"
Shut up...
"Well people who say that money cant buy you happiness doesn't know where to shop!"
Shut up you morons. You sychophantic, worthless, narrow minded, superficial, spoonfed, wake up morning with an empty bank account, bailiffs knocking on the door to depriveyou of your much loved cocaine, your ikea sofa and matching shelf idiots.
Im sorry i had a pretty bad day.
Im normally a lot less wired than this, perhaps imtaking the wrong drugs.
Im not an advocate of drugs by far, my experiences are limited and few and far between but at least i am not a hypocrite if i wanted to condemn the actions of others, if i do that i will base that on an intelligent opinion and not some narrow minded view that was forced upon me from a young age on a council estate by an alcoholic father.

How dare you have an alcoholic tell me not to take drugs, drop me off at sunday school late cos we have to go and find tobacco.
Dont you tell me not to take drugs.
I have spent half of my life dishing out advice to my people against certain drugs and these people have been better people for it, therefore positive effect.
Ive had positive and negative experiences but i have also had good and (mostly) bad relationships but im not giving up women. There would be a riot of course. There are things that are growing on Gods green and concreted world naturally that people beleive should be made illegal.
God was no friend of mine, he doesnt necessarily speak to me in my dreams, when im in the shower and he does not give me a sign in my tomatoes but are we being the SLIGHTEST bit presumptious by saying that these plants/products/seeds shall we say should be kept away from us? they should be illegal? that they are dangerous? that they are evil?
Are you telling me that God made a mistake?
Is that what you are telling me?
Is he testing us? playing a trick on us or hey wait? was it... the devil??
Is the dark one cultivating in a big green housesomewhere and trying to trick us over to the dark side by making us smoke a fat one and listening to SgtPepper?
No, that is ridiculous.
Stop making excuses, they are only bad because your government has not yet added theVAT on. It is the freedom of choice that we have that we should be proud of, the people that abuse these freedoms and the natural products on this planet for fortune and worth that are the criminals and are the problem within drug culture, the criminalisation of these natural products wastes money and police resources, instead information, knowledge and proper guidelines through education will give us the future to work with.

As long as the information, the regulation, the legislation and the freedom of choice is there, thats the only way to solve the criminality of the whole culture.
The people who advocate the abuse of legalized drugs(those ones that are socially acceptable and coincidentally the same substances that you pay tax on)that are your sinners, abusers, criminals, violent thugs, theives and hypocrites.
When a better relaxed legislation comes, when someone with enough common sense and know how leads our country realizes this, the world will become a better place to start with and i am not talking about our supposed New Labour buddies and not Tony Blair, the rock and roll candidate no more.
Im sorry my friend, but when you played guitar you looked like no Bill Clinton but like someone who soundchecked for Staus Quo.
We will not all go on a drug fuelled bender, wake up and smell the poppy seeds.

January 02, 2005

New Commandment 2. Thou shalt love one another equally devoid of race, sex, colour, creed, sexual leaning or taste in food.

Welcome is Dr.Jeffry John, the new dean of St.Albans being appointed to one of the Church of Englands senior positions by recommendation by none other than the Queen herself shows not only reformation and a great new era of thinking from the monarchy but also the Church especially when Dr.John was turned down for the post of bishop of Reading, where he was deemed unsuitable.
This is a long overdue new era of fresh, forward thinking wave of understanding and modernisation specifically from the church in America , who have recently appointed and ordained their first openly gaybishop.
How can we justify this new wave of thinking?
Is it wrong to have those demons influencing ourchurch goers and their beliefs?
Can we have the sanctifiers awash our young with a common faith where such behaviour is not only accepted but empathized with?

I say No to the sinner! I say No I say! Our lord never authorised or objectified in the demon seed that is the faith of the homosexual!!
Gone is the conscience of our man!
Gone are the beliefs which the foundation of our faith is altered from our divine scripture!

'if a man also leith with mankind, as he leith with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them' (leviticus 20:13)

Do you hear that my fellow man?
The blood shall beupon their hands. Just as we punished the heathens in Sodom and Gomorrah as it was said in the beloved genesis (19:24-25)
Gone are all our morals on this earth, belief in the given code in which we are supposed to live...Ok wait calm down there Reverend.Whats with all the hatred?
If two consenting adults want to get down, make love,who are we in this fucked up, shitty, high tax, low self esteem world full of conflict to stop them?
The key word there of course is consenting, we are notthe ones going on about buggery and rape....But sex is only for procreation, an act between twomembers of the opposite sex, right?

Why? Our queen of our nation and our Church accepts this so why cant we move on from all this procreation and abstinence crap, lets get naked and be safe and have fun.